He said to me. … . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it. I said to him …. . . You wear underpants don’t you? He said to me…………. Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said to him.. That’s a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart He said to me. … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him. ….. Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said to me…What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? I said to him. … A widow. He said to me…. Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him….. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed… Married women come home, see what’s in the bed and go to the fridge.