Scotch

Three businessmen went to a luncheon at a restaurant. While waiting for the waiter they were comparing papers. While passing a paper, the paper was ripped. At that the waiter returned to the table and request drink orders: Waiter: What would you like, sir? Businessman #1: Martini, please. Waiter: how would you like it? Businessman #1: on the rocks Waiter: (to business man #2) what would you like? Businessman #2: I'll have an iced tea Waiter: (to business man #3) and you sir? Businessman #3: A scotch.' Waiter: how would you like it? Businessman #3: TAPE!!