A man visited the doctor. " Doctor, I have terrible fl...

A man visited the doctor. " Doctor, I have terrible flatulence, I have it all the time. "Please undress so I can examine you, " said the doctor picking up a long pole with a brass hook on the end. "My goodness doctor what are you going to do with that!" yelled the man. The doctor smiled and said: I’m just going to open the window up there.