(Mum and daughter are texting one another) Mum: I love you my sweetie. You are my special baby 8===D Daughter: Ewww! Wtf mum?! Mum: What!? Daughter: Why did you send me a penis!!!??? Mum: What?! Your brother told me it was a smiley alien face! Wait so 8===D ~ {(•)} isn't an alien boarding a ship? Daughter: No. It isn't -_-