Two bums walk along the road and come across a dead body. The first bums takes out his knife and cuts open the belly on the stiff. The stomach is filled with undigested pea soup so the bum breaks out his spoon and starts eating “Aren’t you gonna have some?” He asks the second bum. “No way, that’s gross!” Once bum number one is done they move along but sure enough, after 10 minutes he throws up all that pea soup he ate. Now bum number two breaks out his spoon and starts eating the hurl. “What? Now you can eat it?!?” “Yeah. I hate cold pea soup.”