Conversations with Inanimate Objects: "You never did love me! You only want me for my money!" - Your ATM Card "I can see right through you!" - X-ray machine Conversation in the kitchen: Refrigerator: (to microwave) "You're hot!" Microwave: "I know. And you're not!" Vacuum cleaner: "Geez, that's cold! Brr.." Refrigerator: (to vacuum cleaner) "Shut up, you suck! Go and eat my dust!"