Be Frugal, Buy Bread

Husband to stepford wife: "There are times we must save money and make every nickel count!" Wife: "That's the reason I bought three loaves of bread today." Husband: "Three loaves of bread? I haven't seen anything in the news where there has been a raise in bread." Wife: "I don't know anything about the news, but I saw a sign in the window that sure did say it." Husband: "What did the sign say?" Wife: "It said: Raisin bread tomorrow."