What do you call two Thalidomide children with no arms or legs in the water? . . . . . . . SWIMMING TRUNKS … … What do you call a Thalidomide child with no arms or legs tanning on the beach? . . . . . . . SANDY … What do you call a Thalidomide child with no arms or legs between two slices of bread? . . . . . . .PATTY What do you call a Thalidomide child with no arms or legs between two slices of bread with sauerkraut? . . . . . . . REUBEN