Mayberry Singles

It just dawned on me why Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet ... nobody was ever married! Here are the single people that come to mind: Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T Bass, the Darlin family, Helen, Thelma Lou and Clara. In fact, the only one married was Otis, and he stayed drunk!