I was just about to go speed-dating, when I asked my mate for some advice. “Just agree with what she says,” he said, “and, more importantly, act as if you like everything she likes.” “Thanks, mate,” I said, before trotting off to the venue. I arrived and took my seat. As I sat at the table a stunning blonde girl came over…”Hi,” she said. “I’m going to put this out in the open right now: I love nothing more than sucking cock and being fcuked up the ass.” “Me too!” I replied.