1.Yo Momma's so fat that when she puts on a yellow rain coat people shout TAXI! 2.Yo Momma's so fat I took a picture of her in 1938 and it is still printing. 3.Yo Momma's so stupid she studied for a blood test. 4.Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. 5.Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"