T wo fellows are running a store and decide to have a big blow-out clearance sale. Within 3 hours, everything is sold from the store. The one fellow says to the other, “Well, what now? We’ve sold everything.” The other replies, “Don’t worry, there’s this newfie who comes in here everyday. We’ll have a few laughs on him.” Sure enough, about 15 minutes later, newf comes walking in , hands in pockets, looking around. “Tell me lads”, asks the newfie, “what have ya for sale today?” One of the fellows says, “Well we’re having a sale on assholes!” Newfie says, “Well ya must be doing pretty good, ya only got two left!”