The Rolls Royce

Harry was at his golf club and went into the clubhouse to see whether anyone could offer him a lift to Hendon. Since his own car was off the road being serviced. “Sure,” said Carmine, “I’ll give you a lift. My Rolls Royce is just outside.” As they’re driving along, Harry says, “Carmine, what’s that thing on the dashboard ticking all the time?” “That’s my digital clock.” A few minutes later, Harry asks, “And what’s that thing on the dashboard moving up and down?” “That’s my tachometer,” says Carmine. Then a few minutes after that, Harry starts to ask, “But what’s that….” “Hold on a minute, Harry,” says Carmine, “I can see you’ve never been in a Rolls Royce before.” “Never in the front seat.” says Harry.