An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whisky a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?” “Well,” he replied, “I’ve spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences and branding cattle, so I guess I am.” “I’m a lesbian,” she said. “I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think about women. When I shower I think about women. While I watch TV or even eat I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women.” The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?” Shaking his head,he replied,”I always bloody thought I was,but I just found out I’m a fcuking lesbian.”