The local newspaper funeral notice telephone operator received a phone call. The woman on the other end asked, "How much do funeral notices cost?"  "$5.00 per word, Ma'am," came the response.  "Good, do you have a paper and pencil handy?"  "Yes, Ma'am."  "OK, write this: 'Cohen died.'"  "I'm sorry, Ma'am; I forgot to tell you there's a five-word minimum."  "Hmmph," came the reply, "You certainly did forget to tell me that." A moment of silence. "Got your pencil and paper?"  "Yes, Ma'am."  "OK, print this: 'Cohen died, Cadillac for sale.'"