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Missing Wife

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife... Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet! Inspector: What is her height? Husband: I never checked, she's five feet something... Inspector: Slim or healthy? Husband: Not slim, she can be healthy. Inspector: Color of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Inspector: Color of hair? Husband: Changes according to season. Inspector: What was she wearing? Husband: Not sure. It may have been a suit or maybe shorts. Inspector: Was she driving? Husband: Yes. Inspector: Tell me what kind of car she was driving? Husband: A black 2015 Corvette Z06, with supercharged 6.2 liter V8 engine generating 625 horse power teamed with an eight-speed track certified HD automatic transmission with paddle shifters and a removable carbon fiber roof pan!