Condom Slogans: 1) Cover your stump before you hump. 2) Especially in December, wrap your member. 3) Don't be a loner, cover your boner. 4) If you go into heat, package your meat. 5) Never never deck her with an unwrapped pecker. 6) She wont get sick if you wrap your dick. 7) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey. 8) Before you attack her, protect your whacker. 9) If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it. 10) No Glove, No Love!