When You Know You Are Out of College

You Know You Are Out of College When: - Your potted plants stay alive. - Sleeping in a twin-sized bed seems absurd. - You have to pay your own credit card bill. - Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well-balanced meal. - "Extended childhood" only really pertains to your salary which is a little less than your allowance used to be. - "Twenty-something" means over-qualified, under-paid and not married. - Jeans, flannels and baseball caps aren't staples in your wardrobe. - You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. - You stop confusing 401k plan with 10K run. - You go to parties that police don't raid. - You don't know what time Wendy's closes anymore. - Your car insurance goes down. - You refer to college students as kids. - You feed your dog science diet instead of taco bell. - Half your conversations with current college students start with, "When I was in college..."