The Smartest Dog

Two dog owners were boasting about the intelligence of their pets. “The smartest dog I ever had,” said one, “was an amazing Afghan hound that could play cards. He was amazing at poker, he could beat anyone, even professionals. But I had to have him put down.” “You had him put to sleep?” said the other. “You must be crazy. A bright dog like that could be worth a million dollars.” “I had no choice. I caught him using marked cards.”