A pony walks into a bar and asks, "Bartender, may I hav...

A pony walks into a bar and asks, "Bartender, may I have a drink?" Bartender says, "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!" "May I please have a drink?" asks the pony. "What? You have to speak up!" the bartender says. "Could I please have a drink?" "Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you," the bartender says. "I'm sorry," the pony adds, "I'm just a little hoarse."