There were three guys walking down a hill - a black guy, a Mexican guy, and a Chinese guy. They were kidnapped by a crazy gay guy. He said, “If all three of your dicks add up to 13 inches, your lives will be spared.” ….. … The black guy pulls down his pants and he measured 7 inches. The Mexican measured 5 inches. The Asian measured 1 inch. Their lives got spared. Continuing their walking down that hill, the black guy said, “You are lucky I’m black.” The Mexican said, “You are lucky I’m Mexican.” The Chinaman said, “You are soooo lucky I had a Jones in my bones”.