All Jokes
sports
Sven was just pulling his boat up on shore when Ollie wandered up with a puzzlement: … … Ollie: Sven! Vat cho been doin? Sven: I bin fishin,’ Ole. Wha cho tink I bin doin with deese here rods? Ollie: Ditcha catch anythin? Sven: (Under his breath: “Dumb svede.”) Of course I catch somethin. Sven alvays catches ven he fishes. Ole: If I guess how many you catch will you gimme one o’ dem? Sven: If you guesses how many I catch I’ll give you BOTH a dem! Ole: I guess TREE! Sven: Dat ain’t bad for a Svede. You only missed it by TWO!