Two mates were reminiscing about the party they’d been at last weekend … … “Great party that, last week, wasn’t it?”… “Wow, yes, great food, great booze, great girls…and a posh house to boot.” … “Posh house?? it was a suburban semi?” “Never….they had a gold-plated toilet?” … “What?, I can’t remember that, you must have been really drunk.” … “No, honestly, I remember thinking…’posh!’ ” … … The argument went backwards and forwards…yes, no, yes, no. Finally they decided to prove once and for all who was correct….they looked up the address and went to the house. A woman came to the door and one of the men said…”Excuse me, we were at your party last weekend and we’re having a difference of opinion, tell us please…have you, or have you not, got a gold-plated toilet? My mate here says ‘yes’ but I disagree.” … … The woman turned round and shouted to her husband… “George….I’ve found the bastard that crapped in your Sousaphone!”