Retirement Center

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, "John, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age, how do you feel?" John replies, "I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really! Like a newborn baby, you say?" "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I even drool on myself."