I’m organizing a bird-watching expedition. Do you want to join me? I will be looking for: An Emerald-Throated Dowager, The Bleary-Eyed Hangover, The Gimlet-Eyed Titwatcher, An Extra Marital Lark, A Rosy-Breasted Mattress Thrasher. The Ruffled Spouse The Hairy-Chested NutScratcher, The Bluenosed Killjpy The Pencil-Necked Geek The Exorbitant Gas Bill The Round-Heeled Pushover and the Vested Interest