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Signs Your Food Is Genetically Modified
Signs that scientists have gone too far with genetically modified food: *Your hot dog just fetched its own ketchup and relish. *You spot the tell-tale signs of a primitive central nervous system in you Jell-O. *Chocchini: looks like zucchini, tastes like a chocolate Ding Dong. *The black-eyed peas on your fork just winked at you. *Every time you pour a glass of orange juice, your garage door goes up.