Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t: 10. Have you looked through her briefs? … 9. He is one hard judge! … 8. Counsellor, let’s do it in chambers. … 7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute. … 6. Is it a penal offence? … 5. Better leave the handcuffs on. … 4. For $200 an hour, she better be good! … 3. Can you get him to drop his suit? … 2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could. … And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn’t: … 1. Think you can get me off?