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Tempermental Transportation

Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls... John: "What happened this time?" Jill: "My brakes went out. Can you come get me?" John: "Where are you?" Jill: "I'm in the drugstore." John: "And where's the car?" Jill: "It's in here with me."