A man saw a lady with a stunning, breath-taking pair of succulent melons. He asked, “Excuse me, can I bite your gorgeous breasts for $1000?” She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man buries his face in her Double Dees for 10 minutes. Eventually the lady asks, “Aren’t you gonna bite them?” He replies, “No, it’s too expensive.”