Following the unloading of the cattle in stockyard, this cowboy headed to a restaurant for dinner. The only seat was next to a lady who looked wealthy and educated. He couldn’t help overhearing her order. “I’ll have a breast of fowl, virgin fowl, make sure it’s a virgin, catch it yourself, garnish my plate with onions, a cup of coffee, not too hot, not too cold, and waiter, open the windows, I smell a horse, there must be a cowboy in here.” Thoroughly pissed off, the cowboy placed his order. “I’ll have a duck, a fcuked duck, make sure it’s fcuked, fcuk it yourself, garnish my plate with horse sh1t, a cup of coffee, strong as mule piss, blow the foam off with a fart, and waiter, kick down the wall, I smell a c*nt, there must be a whore in the house.”