Cannibal Restaurant A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry he sat down and looked over the menu… Broiled Missionary: $10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.00 Baked Politician: $100.00. The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the politician?” The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one of them?”