The Right One

Sitting in the bar George asks his 40-year-old friend John, "How come you aren't married?" John replies, "I haven't found the right woman yet." "So what are you looking for?" "Oh, she's got to be real pretty, a good cook, and house keeper. She's got to know how to handle money, have a nice and pleasant personality, and money. She's got to have money. And a nice big house wouldn't hurt either." "A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!" says George. "Oh, it's okay, if she is crazy."