Fractured Dictionary, Part III

GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they are sure you are not raising them right. HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. IMPREGNABLE: a women whose memory of labor is still vivid. INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. OW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings.