All Jokes
marriage
Ollie was sympathizing with Lars who lost three wives in less that a year. Ollie asked how they died. … … “Vell, da first vun died from poisoned mushrooms,” explained Lars. … … “And da second one?” Asked Ollie? “Same ting…poisoned mushrooms.” “How about da last?” “Oh her,” said Lars, “Fractured skull.” “How come?” “Vouldn’t eat her mushrooms.”