Difference Between a good Beer and a Woman

What is the difference between a good beer and a woman: 1. A good beer never goes flat. 2. A good beer never commits when between your legs. 3. A good beer never complains when you’ve had better. 4. A good beer doesn’t try to kill you when you tell it its too big. 5. You never have to impress a good beer, it loves you no matter what.