Two Pack Kit

My neighbor’s wife came running up to me in the driveway the other day just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I started jumping up and down along with her. She said, “I have some really great news!” I said, “Great. Tell me what you’re so happy about.” She stopped jumping just long enough to tell me that she was pregnant. I was happy for her. I know they have been trying for a long time. I told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier for you!” Then she said “Oh, there’s more!” I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’?” She said, “Well, we’re not having just ONE baby. We’re going to have TWINS!” Amazed that she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked how she knew this. She said, “Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the Twin-Pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive!”