The following quotes are reported to have been taken from actual Federal (U.S.) employee performance evaluations: - "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them." - "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot." - "He would argue with a signpost." - "A prime candidate for natural de-selection." - "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled." - "Takes him two hours to watch 60 minutes."