so a pickle and cucumber where talking. the cucumber said to the pickle when ever i get big fat and juice i get sliced up and put on a salad, the pickle said when i get big fat and juice i get sliced up and put in a jar. a penis over heard the conversation and said that's nothing, when i get big fat and juice my owner put a bag over my head and sticks me in a dark smelly room and makes me do push-ups until i throw up.