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Who's Paying?

A few animals are in a restaurant. The waiter comes over at the end of the night with the check. The skunk says, "Don't look at me, I haven't got a scent." The duck says, "Just put it on my bill!" The cow says, "You'll have to ask one of the udders." The elephant blurts out, "It's on me, I have enough money in the trunk!"