Fat kid: I've broken my leg! Me: You're not broken just bent. Fat kid: You're bent. Me: Your face is bent! Football team: OOOHHH!!! Goal keeper: Why don't you like him? Fat kid: Because he's a prick! Me: And you're a cactus. Fat kid: Seriously? Come up with an original joke! Me: I don't need to search for an original joke, because I'm looking at one.