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doctor
Lena goes to the doctor and complains that her husband Ollie is losing interest in (Vell ya know). The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it is still experimental and tells her to slip it into some of Ollie’s mashed potatoes at dinner. … … About a week later, Lena is back at the doctor. … Lena says, “Doc, da pill verked great! I put it in da potatoes like you said! It wasn’t five minutes, and Ollie jumps up, rakes all da food and dishes on da floor, grabs me, rips all my clothes off, and ravages me right dere on da table!” The doctor says, “I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.” “Naah,” Lena says, “Dat’s okay. Ve aren’t going back ta dat restaurant anyvay.”