Two men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke. He asks the first guy if he has a lighter. … The first replies, “Yes I do!” and hands the second guy a 10 inch long BIC lighter. … … Surprised the second guy asks,, “Where did you get this?” The first guy replies, “Oh I have a personal genie.” The second man asks “Can I make a wish? ” “Sure,” says the first guy. “Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing.” “OK I will.” When he rubs the magic bottle, a genie appears and asks the man what he wants. The man says ” I want a Million Bucks.” The genie says “OK” and goes back into his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head. The second guy says to the other guy, ” Your genie really sucks at hearing doesn’t he?” The first man replies, “I know… do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC?”