Three engineers were arguing about what kind of engineer God is. … …. Electrical engineer: “surely God is an electrical engineer, the brain and nerves are a symphony of exquisite circuitry.” … … Mechanical engineer: “no, look at the ballet between bone, muscle and sinew. God must be a mechanical engineer.” ….. …. Civil engineer: “God is a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipe right through a recreational area?”