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Kid: Mommy can I take a shower with you? Mom: Fine. But don't look up and don't look down. When there in the shower the kid looks up and says: Kid: Mommy what are those? Mom: These are the headlights. Kid looks down and says: Kid: What's that? Mom: That's the garage. The next day the kid takes a shower with his dad. The kid looks down and says: Kid: Whats that? Dad: Thats the car. The next day the kid goes into his parents room and says: Kid: Mommy turn on the headlights, dady park the car in the garage.