Q: …What is the difference between Cheerios and the Nebraska Cornhuskers? … A: …Cheerios look better in a bowl. … …. Q: …Why does Memorial Stadium have Astroturf instead of grass? … A: … It prevents the Nebraska cheerleaders from grazing during halftime. Q: … Why is a Nebraska cheerleader like railway tracks? A: … Because she’s been laid all over the country! Q: …What do you call a Nebraska cheerleader with pigtails? A: …A blow job with handlebars. Q: …What happened to the Nebraska cheerleader when she did the splits? A: …10 class rings fell out. Q: …Whom is the best Nebraska cheerleader in the world? A: …The one that never misses a period.