All Jokes
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Fire in the theatre

Theater patron 1: "There was a fire in the dressing room of the star backstage. The firemen were there for six hours." Theater patron 2: "Am I understanding you correctly that it took six hours to put out a fire in the dressing room?" Theater patron 1: "Oh no, it took only one hour to put out the fire. It took another five hours to put out the fireman."