Things Mother Said

THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now, turn it off and get to bed!" ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: "Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?" ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: "But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? OH! Styling gel, Mousse, Something...?" COLUMBUS' MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, You still could have written!" MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"