4 Iron Down the Road

Tiger Woods walks into the Masters lobby and asks for a room. The clerk responds, "I am sorry sir we are booked, but there is a hotel about a 4 iron down the road." Tiger says, "But I'm playing in the Master's tomorrow." The clerk replies again that they are booked, but there is a hotel about a 4 iron down the road. To this Tiger says, "But I am Tiger Woods!" The clerk then says, "Oh! For you it's just a 9 iron then."