Once there was a sperm named Stanley. When all the other sperm were just swimming around, Stanley was doing sprints and lifting weights. One day, a sperm asked him why he was always exercising so much. “You see,” said Stanley, “Only one of us 250 million little guys wins the race. When the moment comes, I’m gonna be first, you’ll see.” The other sperm did not believe him as he joked, “Last one there is a rotten egg.” They just swam around blissfully. But one day, there was a great rush for the door, and all the sperms started swimming. Stanley, with all his conditioning, shot to the head of the pack. All of a sudden, Stanley turned and went in the other direction shouting, “Turn back! Turn back!! It’s a BLOWJOB!”