Trump and Cruz are sitting in a bar… A guy walks in, spots them, and asks the barman, ‘Hey, ain’t that Trump and Cruz sitting over there?’ The bartender says, ‘Yep, that’s them.’ So the guy walks over and says, ‘Wow, what an honor! What are you guys doing in here?’ Trump says, ‘We’re planning World War III.’ The guy says, ‘Really? Whaddaya think you’ll do?’ Trump says, ‘Well, we’re planning to kill 140 million Muslims, and a stunning blonde with a Double-D rack.’ The guy exclaims, ‘A beautiful blonde with double-D rack? You’re shittin’ me. Why kill a gorgeous blonde with big tits?’ Trump turns to Cruz, and says, ‘See? I told you, no one gives a shit about 140 million Muslims.’